VIBE CHECK
Your AI shipped it.
We make sure it actually works.
A fixed-scope code quality assessment for teams that moved fast with AI tools and need senior eyes on what shipped. Architecture, security, performance, and a prioritized plan to fix what matters.
vs human-written
since AI adoption
security issues pass review
in March 2026 alone
THE PATTERN WE KEEP SEEING
Vibe coding is great until it isn't.
AI-assisted development is a genuine productivity multiplier. We use it ourselves. But the speed that gets you to launch is the same speed that skips security reviews, ignores edge cases, and generates architectures that don't scale.
The code works but nobody knows why
The AI generated 10,000 lines. Your team prompted their way to a working app. But when something breaks, nobody can trace the logic. Every fix introduces two new bugs.
Security was an afterthought
AI models optimize for "make it work," not "make it secure." SQL injection, exposed API keys, missing auth checks, overly permissive CORS -- we see the same vulnerabilities in every vibecoded app we audit.
The architecture is a house of cards
Everything is in one file. Or everything calls everything else. Or there are three different state management patterns because the AI suggested a new one each session. It shipped, but it won't scale.
Dependencies are a minefield
The AI pulled in 47 npm packages because it was the path of least resistance. Half are unmaintained. Some have known CVEs. One is doing something your security team definitely didn't approve.
You can't hire for it
No senior engineer wants to inherit an AI-generated codebase without documentation, tests, or discernible architecture. You need someone to make it hireable first.
CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL
Three ways to work together.
Each option builds on the one before it. Pick the level that fits where you are right now.
OPTION 1
The Assessment
The full diagnostic. You get a clear picture of where your codebase stands and a prioritized plan for what to fix.
- Architecture review
- Security audit
- Performance analysis
- Test coverage gap analysis
- Prioritized remediation roadmap
- 60-minute walkthrough call
OPTION 2
Assessment + Remediation
Don't just get the diagnosis -- get the cure. We fix the critical findings and your team shadows us for knowledge transfer.
- Everything in Option 1
- 2-week remediation sprint
- Critical + high-priority fixes shipped
- Your team shadows us (built-in knowledge transfer)
- Re-validation of all fixed issues
OPTION 3
Assessment + Remediation + Guard Rails
The full package. We fix it, harden the pipeline, and stay on for 3 months to make sure it sticks.
- Everything in Options 1 & 2
- CI/CD pipeline hardening
- Linting, security scanning, and test gates
- Monthly check-ins for 3 months
- Priority access for future audits
All options are fixed-scope engagements. Pricing depends on codebase size and complexity -- we'll scope it on a call.
HOW IT WORKS
Four steps. No bureaucracy.
Kick-off call
30 minutes to understand your stack, what was AI-generated, and what keeps you up at night. We scope the engagement right there.
Deep dive
Our engineers get read access to your repo. We analyze architecture, security, performance, and code quality systematically.
The report
A prioritized remediation roadmap -- not a 200-page PDF nobody reads. Actionable findings, effort estimates, and a clear path forward.
Fix or hand off
Your team executes with our roadmap, or we stay on and fix it ourselves. Either way, you ship with confidence.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Sound like you?
You're a founder who shipped an MVP with AI
Cursor, Copilot, Claude -- you used every tool to get to launch. It worked. Now you're raising a round and investors are asking about your technical debt.
You're a CTO inheriting a vibecoded codebase
The previous team moved fast. Now you need to understand what you have, what's safe, and what needs to be rewritten before you can build on it.
You're scaling and the codebase is fighting you
Features that used to take a day now take a week. Bugs are cascading. Your team is afraid to touch certain files. The AI got you here, but it can't get you to the next stage.
Something just broke and you don't know why
Production is down. The AI-generated code that "just worked" stopped working. You need someone who can read the code, find the root cause, and fix it -- not just prompt a new version.
WHY US
We use AI. We also know what it gets wrong.
26 years of code review
We've reviewed code written by juniors, seniors, contractors, and now AI. The failure patterns are the same -- AI just produces them faster.
We're not anti-AI
We use AI tools daily. We've written a book on Spring AI. We know what AI does well and where it reliably fails. That's the perspective you need.
Engineers, not scanners
Automated tools catch syntax issues. We catch design decisions that will cost you six months. The difference is judgment that comes from building production systems.
We fix what we find
Unlike audit-only firms, we can stay and execute the fix plan. Same engineers who found the problems, embedded in your team, shipping the solutions.
Get a Vibe Check.
Tell us about your codebase. We'll have an honest conversation about which option makes sense -- and if none of them do, we'll tell you that too.
Prefer email? info@mysticcoders.com